I agree in literally every single way
damn straight my god
finally someone who gets it! This is the #1 thing I swear.
I love how true the title is even though it sounds like a contradiction
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame
THIS WHOLE COMIC IS SO QUALITY
god bless the german language for having an insult like arschgeige
john green have had enough of your shit
bless John Green bless
You see, it’s a metaphor. He threatened to kill the movie, but hasn’t used the power to actually do it.
Maratus volans, better known as the Peacock Spider. The brilliant colouring is not just for decoration but also to attract females. The peacock spider has earned its name when he courts with his mate through dancing. Like a peacock, he raises his two magnificently coloured flaps and dances for the female.
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road