If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
why was he always so happy whenever he got arrested
Because that was before he knew what being imprisoned in hell was like.
"Moira" sterling silver ring with black sand hourglass.
The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
Well, this is officially the most awesome writing advice I have ever seen.
Ok this is kind of brilliant a little bit yes.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
she didn’t say ‘because i am the best woman there was!’
she doesn’t claim to be ‘not like other women’
she doesn’t villify other women and suggest that she’s an exception
she calls dat shit out